15. You don't have to sneak bus magazines into the house.
14. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about buses.
13. If someone takes pictures or videotapes of you driving your bus, you don't have to worry about them showing up on
the Internet if/when you become famous.
12. Your bus won't keep asking questions about other buses you've driven.
11. It's perfectly respectable to drive a bus you've never met before, just once, or, drive many buses in the same day
whether you know them or not.
10. When you see a really good bus, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining driving it.
9. If your regular bus isn't available, it won't object if you drive another bus.
8. Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you drive a bus by yourself.
7. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy bus stuff.
6. You can have a bus calendar on your wall at the office, tell bus jokes and invite co-workers to ride with you without
getting sued for harassment.
5. There's no such thing as a Bus Transmitted Disease.
4. If you want to watch buses on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel (but you might need a video tape).
3. Nobody expects you to promise to drive the same bus for the rest of your life.
2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of bus driving.
1. Your bus will never say, "What? You just drove me last week! Is that all you ever think about?"